You guys, everything has been so terrible lately that we really need to take the time to revel in the sneaky mistress that is karma herself. And boy, did it she really sock it to known asshat Milo something. In the span of mere days, this hellfire of a human lost a keynote speaking slot at a large conservative conference, a book deal with Simon & Schuster, AND his fucking job at Breitbart News.
Video montage of Milo losing everything while Mad World plays.
— Desi (@DesiJed) February 21, 2017
Now, first of all, if you have no idea who this dickwad is: GOOD. He’s a fucking terrible and severely mediocre white dude who pretends to be edgy by degrading every vulnerable group imaginable. And because America is all about that white, male, subpar douchebag life (hi, President Trump), Milo has been showered with money and attention for it.
Milo is every mediocre white guy except he's gay so he's super edgy and cool.
— Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) February 20, 2017
BUT THAT ALL STOPPED THIS WEEK. FUCKING FINALLY.
LARRY WILMORE: Go ____ yourself, Milo!
KARMA: I got this, Larry.
— clark brooks (@clarkbrooks) February 21, 2017
Let’s go through it all in depth, shall we?
On Monday, the Conservative Political Action Conference (puke) cancelled Milo’s much-maligned feature appearance after audio came out of him advocating for pedophilia/pederasty. Naturally, the internet had OPINIONS:
As someone who’s been on this beat for a while: everything you’re learning about Milo has been public for ages. CPAC made its choice.
— Nicole Hemmer (@pastpunditry) February 20, 2017
— Dab Aggin (@DabAggin) February 20, 2017
As if Monday didn’t already punch Milo in the gut enough already, Simon & Schuster cancelled his book deal (which was a bullshit move in the first place). At this point, Twitter started to throw a little party:
when you hear Milo lost his book deal pic.twitter.com/E3YgRPEM78
— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 20, 2017
Milo has been trolling my FB page since December, bragging that he got a bigger book deal than me (he didn’t) so this is… quite a day.
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) February 20, 2017
"Simon & Schuster Cancels Milo Book" pic.twitter.com/sb9nMXK3sm
— Craig Bro Dude (@CraigSJ) February 20, 2017
And to top off this tasty trifecta, Breitbart News canned his ass. Do you know how bad you have to be for Breitbart to fire you?! Of course, the people of the world wide web had some points to make:
Remember, the guy who hired Milo at Breitbart "News" is now chief adviser to the president of the United States.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 21, 2017
– garbage when andrew breitbart ran it
– garbage when bannon ran it
– garbage w milo
– garbage without milo
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) February 21, 2017
we warned you all about milo yiannopoulos so many times. we tried to tell you who he was, what he's done. no one cared until CPAC
— Sarah Nyberg (@srhbutts) February 20, 2017
what milo has said about trans ppl and leslie jones is as bad as the pedo stuff but cpac is fine w bullying lgbt and black people
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) February 20, 2017
Milo was axed from CPAC because his words impacted people in their sphere. They were fine when his words harmed those outside of it.
— Christiana A Mbakwe (@Christiana1987) February 20, 2017
In sum: Good riddance Milo! We’re glad to see the free market finally bite you in the ass.
Sometimes it's called free speech because no one wants to pay you for it.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) February 21, 2017
And, let’s be real, it shouldn’t have taken this fucking long to happen. BYE.